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Il fotoricettore di mille luoghi datanti liberi

5:44 PM, 6/25/2007 .. 0 comments .. Link

So once in a while I need a little pick-me-up.

I've considered drugs, but I'm not up for the whole death spiral thing. So instead I use the old fallback, the ego search on Google.

"P...a...p...e...r...b...o...y" and ... ah hell, this blog isn't even in the first five pages. Google 1, Ego 0.

"J...o...e ... P...y...r...a...h" Ah-ha! See, that's what I'm talking about. Right after the Daily Herald nonsense is the good stuff: the free Italian dating site www.toky.it. Of course, my significant other is sitting next to me at the time and wonders what on God's Green Earth am I doing on a free Italian dating site.

"See, it isn't like that," I say. She raises an eyebrow. I cry like a little girl because The Eyebrow makes me do that.

Best I can tell, they've scraped the Herald's YouTube vids of "In the Loop" and placed them on their site. The question is why? It goes without saying that I'm a pretty handsome guy. But to have the Italians note it, well, that's saying something.

What worries me though, is that if, say, a prospective employer googles to check out my history. Oh, sure, they're not SUPPOSED to discriminate based on whatever, but after seeing that I'm plastered all over an Italian dating site, I'll most certainly have job offers coming out my ears.

Seriously, I'll be beating them off with a rolled up Daily Herald, which really won't be that effective given how thin the paper is nowadays.

Well, that's the life of celebrity, I suppose. As the Italians are known for saying: "Il mio video guidato dung è la vostra pubblicità libera di fotoricettore."
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